NEW MEXICO - Is It Really A FULL FORENSIC AUDIT or BRAGGADOCIO PINOCCHIO?

Clements Claims Arizona Audit Was Just Hype and Showmanship - Only He's Doing Full Forensic Audits! Could this be true?

“Only full forensic audit going on no one talks about” claims part-time drug counselor conducting the interview with his buddy, could this be true? The interview is of Erin and David Clements.

“[We] followed Maricopa Audit and looked at what worked and didn’t work” claims Clements (who was not involved in the AZ or nor has he seen any of the specific report data.

“(Arizona) seemed to be a spectacle… but it fizzled out” states Clements - Um, what fizzled out exactly? Everyone knows it is still ongoing!

“We were hoping (in NM) to escape attention (but here I am complaining about no attention and no one having me on as a guest)” whines Clements (thank God for this part-time counselor’s podcast!) Whew!

BUT CLEMENTS WORDS ARE ALMOST A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF CONTINUAL DOUBLE TALK!

“We were trying to keep our heads a little lower and not get attention” submits Clements, so much so he posted this rant below on his telegram channel which might possibly be found by searching “Whiney Bearded Bitches”. Clements talks out of BOTH sides of his mouth in EVERY SINGLE CONVERSATION- see the proof!

Clements says he “wants to lay low? We are not seeking any press? We are trying to work under the radar”, but his entire interview was “Why is NO ONE talking about us?”

SOUNDS LIKE A POLITICIAN OR AT LEAST AN ANGRY NARCISSIST!

“It’s a huge full forensic audit. The only one… we scanned 25,000 ballots and maybe 6,000 envelopes” pridefully states the former professor Clements. We must admit it is a huge audit and it scanned as many ballots as Arizona Audit did in their first hour of work! (pun intended) Never mind this has taken Clements and team since August to get to this point - that’s 210 days to this point so- we can show 119 ballots a day average and 54 envelopes a day as an average. BUT, it’s huge - right? Right? um, well ok- let’s move on.

My point it all this audit stuff should be kept “realistic”. Clements seems to have mastered braggadocio and self-importance for his full forensic audit, while he now bashes the Maricopa County, Arizona audit any time he has an audience.

He wants audits (as long as he does them) but throws 2,000 freedom-loving individuals under the bus who worked their asses off to pull off the single largest Presidental election audit in American history!

Here is an example of Clements doublespeak:

1. No one is talking about us

2. We want to stay low

3. Why won’t they talk about us?

4. Every single news outlet is now on alert talking about us?

5. NBC News reached out to us this morning!

6. The oddity is conservatives are not calling. They are aware of our work (I CALLED THEM ALL AND TOLD THEM ABOUT ME AND MY WORK)

7. We could use positive coverage

Clements goes on to call his wife Erin the “Chief Architect of the New Mexico Audit” and states above all others such as Seth Keshel, Draza Smith, and the like that only “She (Erin) discovered the KEY in New Mexico to figure out the math”.

For the record Erin was a Project Engineer for Bohannan Huston of Albuquerque, New Mexico which boasts online the following:

Bohannan Huston employees earn $32,000 annually on average, or $15 per hour, which is 69% lower than the national salary average of $66,000 per year. According to our data, the highest paying job at Bohannan Huston is an Administrative Assistant at $32,000 annually.

At one time she (and Clements) supported the Arizona Audit, but now they are one of the leading detractors of the ongoing Maricopa County, Arizona, and Attorney General Investigation. (see inset)

For the record there were 923,965 General Election 2020 votes cast in all of New Mexico and the current “Clements Full Forensic Audit” is looking at what may be .0270573 of the ballots cast in the state.

Clements goes on in this interview to claim Maricopa Audit had no systems and structures, but he and Shiva are the only ones to have such!

The co-host in the interview becomes giddy over Clements and breaks out with "AH Lord this seems like the best thing to ever happen! I love this audit!” “Everything about this audit is great! You have a canvass going on, the Sheriff is working with chew, I’m just smiling because I cannot believe there is a Sheriff out there that at least agreed to this!

The host of the interview goes on to claim “Clement’s audit is much better since the county board approved it, and the Maricopa Audit did not have such approval”. With this juvenile equivocation, most will take exception since the Maricopa County audit was agreed to and contracted with the State Senate, but then again it’s neither a technologist, business executive, or anyone with real-life experience conducting the interview, so we must accept they simply do not understand the full magnitude of the differences!

In all, the “interview” (nee podcast infomerical) was filled with self-congratulatory talk and effusive verbal ejaculations with zero real specifics. Granted many “things” are hobbled together in this minor league attempt, but does it really rise to the level of a true full forensic audit which Maricopa County, Arizona established the irrefutable standard?

Everyone reading here reading this most likely is for anything which will hold corrupt politicians accountable. However, the real question is will anything be accomplished when even conservatives focus the fight on people in the same movement instead of focusing on the goal at hand?

One can differ on techniques and styles, but not when doing such resorts to pointing fingers, calling fellow conservatives “Satanists” or “Illuminati”.

Are New Mexico's efforts a valid effort? Yes! Is New Mexico a heroic county board effort? Indeed! But is it a real full forensic audit of everything thing a real full forensic audit entails? Or is it just repackaging “word that work” (like most politicians do these days) to bring attention to someone trying to get into the audit business versus getting to the bottom of how these crooked politicians steal from us?

I don’t this qualifies as a full forensic audit- what about you?

And, how can anyone trust anyone who double-talks so much - even from one sentence to the next? That is a disturbing pattern! What say you?

In the Conservative world, Clements has become a meme and his particular brand of Jesus and faith (woe is me) rhetoric has become semantic satiation. One thing is for sure, Clements has become famous now as the “butt” of numerous comics and online jokes (see a few below):